Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts

Sunday, 31 March 2013

A ginger tale


"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little they become it's visible soul."
(Jean Cocteau)


(All photos: Gigi, album)

A couple of pictures of a very stoical Ginger, the tom-from-next-door, especially for Annie, who wanted to know more about him. Immediately, I have to say Ginger is not "my cat": he very much belongs to the family who live next door to me and simply visits, but he's a much-loved visitor. I don't think my neighbour will mind me featuring her cat in the blog: he lounged about like a professional diva for his photo shoot,  breaking his pose only to attack my bootlace or clean something unspeakable from his tail.
Ginger is a long, big-pawed, big-haired cat who's terrified of hoovers, Kings of Leon and other loud noises. He's slightly cross-eyed and also veers from extreme clumsiness to utter slinkiness. He insists on leaping onto the sloped roof of my old lean-to shed, only to slide off it in slow motion every time, with an air of gritted nonchalance. In spite of his size, he has the most pitifully tiny meow. Unfortunately for my feathered friends, he's actually a fearsome and prolific hunter. However, he still likes a little hot water in his milk at this time of year, just to take the chill off things. 
A total drama-queen, if there's a hole somewhere, Ginger will drop down it; a large puddle and he'll fall into it. He's scared of spiders and even tomato stalks or my grass plant cuttings that vaguely resemble spiders. My neighbour says he loves king prawns but he'd clearly be meowing up the wrong hibiscus to think he'd get such fare from me. He does get a nice dollop of soft cheese with his fishy cat biscuits. I have given him veggie pate which he smacks away at without knowing the difference. He developed a taste for fruity fromage frats after sticking his whiskers into a bowl when I wasn't watching his every big-footed move; but he'll only eat strawberry flavoured.
He likes to sit on the stairs and watch bemusedly as I potter about; at least once a week he'll poke his head through the banisters and have to be eased out of them. He's a frequent companion as I type this blog early in the morning or late at night: if blogger's block sets in or I start to droop, Ginger has been known to sit on the laptop; enough to make any hard-drive crash.
Shortly after I moved here, Ginger disappeared. After four days of searching and calling, my neighbour despaired that he must be dead. I felt sure that he was alive and very near, but in serious trouble. On the fourth night, I walked down to the disused warehouses at the end of the road, padlocked off from the street and due for demolition. I called him for nearly an hour until I heard the faintest, weakest little mew. I fetched my neighbour and at two in the morning, some very amused firemen arrived and broke into the rusty upper floor of the warehouse. A terrified Ginger sprang out into the dark, only emerging at my backdoor as dawn was breaking. He'd been stuck in a compartment furthest away from the street, apparently surviving on pools of rainwater. He'd obviously gotten himself in but a door had closed shut behind him. Like me, he still has a penchant for climbing; like me, he can't always get back down.
I think we bonded after his little escapade. He was very jumpy for a few months afterwards and lost a lot of his bushy tail, now grown back even fluffier. He was a wonderful companion while I had pleurisy recently, purring patiently and following from room to room while I was housebound. He purrs almost constantly; I talk to him a lot while he's here and it's occurred to me that he may actually be groaning. 
He's extremely loyal, following my neighbour around the corner to the convenience store and waiting patiently for her outside; thankfully never showing any interest in the relentlessly busy main road. The other day, he arrived at my front door carrying a bedraggled piece of blue ribbon which he proudly dropped on my doormat; regrettably, his more usual offerings are freshly caught and less easily disposable.
I try not to let him sleep here: he isn't mine, at the end of the day. He comes in for his biscuits, some milk, a grooming, forty winks in his favourite spot in the hall (under the radiator) and a bit of a chat. When my neighbour and her family moved to this street some seven years ago, Ginger had apparently been left by previous residents. Maybe he moved away with them and found his way back here: who could leave such a wonderful animal behind? My neighbour took him in and called him "Ginger" because that's essentially what he is. She tells me he was already fully grown and I realise he may be getting on a bit now. I'm trying not to think about that.
When my own very beautiful, slightly quirky little cat died some years ago, I couldn't bear to replace her and still feel she's irreplaceable. I told myself I would welcome a cat if it adopted me, which is what my Sooty did. She arrived in my life when she was about three months old and died with her head on my lap, some fourteen years later. My belief is that God brings people, animals and places into our lives for a reason. I think Ginger simply appreciated that I was a cat-person-without-cat and decided to take me in paw.
When he started visiting me, he didn't know what to do with the cat toys I bought for him. I've spent several exhilarating if exhausting evenings, throwing catnip mice and balls with bells up and down the stairs and retrieving them myself. Ginger usually simply watches until I collapse on the sofa, when his work here is done, One of us is clearly eccentric; I'm pretty sure he feels it's not him.

Hi to Annie-the-Pagan and also to Christine and Colin, who care about all creatures (including Gigis).






"Hmm. Ginger you say? Really?" My own irreplaceable Sooty Poshpaws


"What greater gift than the love of a cat."
(Charles Dickens)




"Love  Cats"  The Cure




"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." 
(Mark Twain)

Saturday, 8 December 2012

...as though no-one is watching


Photo: Gigi, album

Visitors to my fally-down house in Brighton are greeted by an assortment of eccentricities, even as they proceed down my little hallway. Among these is a small woodcut that serves as a mission statement from the householder. It's an adaptation of a much-loved verse: often accredited to Mark Twain, one of my favourite authors, it's also been credited to Father Alfred de Souza and William W. Purkey.


A couple of days ago, my friend Coral's angelic but totally precocious four year old daughter Ronnie was pirouetting around in an empty room, only pausing to curtsey to her unseen public. She didn't miss a beat when I asked her why she was dancing: "Because Nobody's watching, Gigi!"
When I was slightly older than Ronnie, I would frequently embarrass my parents by singing all the way along the aisles in Safeway supermarket - for some reason, "Puppet on a String" was a huge favourite - and by shouting "Ding ding! All 'board!" at every stop on the old number 94 buses through Lewisham. Nowadays of course, I wouldn't dream of bursting into a Eurovision classic in the middle of Aldis: but is that really progress?
I'm often told that various aspects of me, from my voice to my clothes to my sense of humour, are childlike and therefore un-befitting someone of my actual years. Until quite recently, I used to be insulted, but now I understand it as something rather precious. I love Mark Twain's verse because it perfectly sums up how I hoped to live my life: not in selfish hedonism or at the expense of others, but with a lack of vanity and an essential feeling of joy and optimism. After another year of whingeing about myself and most people around me, I realise I've fallen far short of that goal again. We generally tend to disregard others' opinions until we question how they're regarding us. I've promised Ronnie that I'll go dancing with her out on The Level park when the weather is warmer, something she'll hold me to with the fluffy tenacity of a four year old. My other resolution for the New Year should surely be to pay more attention to the writings on my own wall.
Lee Ann Womack's song "I Hope You Dance" is a country favourite of mine and a regular number to warble in the shower, only witnessed by Ginger the-cat-from-next-door and God. Apart from that, Nobody. Why does Ginger the cat insist on sitting at my bathroom door when I have a shower? Well, he's a Brighton cat. Maybe he's read Mark Twain.


"I hope you Dance"  Lee Ann Womack (ft. her daughters)

"I hope you never lose your sense of wonder, 
You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger; 
May you never take one single breath for granted, 
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed. 
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean; 
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens. 
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance 
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance, 
I hope you dance" 


Wednesday, 29 August 2012

Another Tail from Eden...


"How you behave toward cats here below will determine your status in heaven".
(Robert A. Heinlein)


Many thanks to John Richardson in Australia for sending this joke, which I've had to adapt slightly for this blog!
I love cats; much as I have an affinity for and fascination with snakes and reptiles, I have all the standard weaknesses for cute and fluffy. Purely on an aesthetic level, I think cats are the most beautiful of creatures; from glorious lions and tigers through to the neighbourhood moggies. My own little cat Sooty was with me for nearly all of her 14 years of life: it's a measure of how much I miss her that, some eight years after her death, I haven't managed to "replace" her, even though I keenly feel the absence of a cat in a single person's life. I feel if you have the devotion of a cat. you must be doing something right! My Sooty Poshpaws was born around the end of August and the black and white cat at the foot of this joke bears a strong resemblance to her.
I've joined in many discussions with Catholic animal-lovers about whether or not animals go to heaven: obviously, all creatures of the earth and sky were accommodated on the ark... Personally, I feel that animals who become part of our lives are entrusted to us by God. I'll remember that next time my neighbour's handsome but wayward ginger tom, cunningly called "Ginger", sticks his whole face in my morning porridge...


Adam and Eve said:“Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonely here and it's hard for us to remember how much you love us.”
And God said:“I will create a companion for you who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.”
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and wagged his tail.
And Adam said:“Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”
And God said:“I have created this animal to be a reflection of my love for you; his name will be a reflection of my own name and you will call him Dog."





And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and loved them. And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam and Eve became filled with pride. They strutted like peacocks and believed they were worthy of adoration. Dog had indeed taught them that they were loved, but perhaps too well.
And God said:“I will create a companion who will see them as they are. This companion will remind them of their limitations so they will know they are not always worthy of adoration.”

And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.




And so, Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy and wagged his tail.



And  Cat . . .


 
…didn't really give a **** one way or the other.



"The Year of the Cat"  Al Stewart